I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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