So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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