i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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