Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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