Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
tell me about the fingering
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