You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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