maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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