Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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