i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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