North Korea, Best Korea!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
