And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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