I feel like abortions should bother me more
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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