You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
