so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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