I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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