Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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