You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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