your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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