Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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