"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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