Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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