Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
