Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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