you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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