I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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