He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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