I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
