First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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