She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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