I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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