Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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