THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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