he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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