8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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