are you still at the devil's house?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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