is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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