shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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