I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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