Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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