I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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