you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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