I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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