I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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