Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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