So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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