Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She needs sedatives and a leash
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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