I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you win again, gameday.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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