i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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