Whod you bang
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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