What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Fuck appropriateness.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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